Please let this be a normal field trip!
With The Frizz?
Crusin’ on down Main Street
You’re Relaxed and Feelin’ Gooooood
Next Thing That You Know, You’re Seein’
OCTOPUS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD!!!!!! :D
Surfin’ On The Soundwaveeeeee,
Swingin’ Through The Starrrrs
Take A Left At Your Intestine,
TAKE YOUR SECOND RIGHT PAST MARS ON THE MAGIC SCHOOL BU-USSSSSS
Navigate a nostrilll *ACHOO*
CLIMB ON THE MAGIC SCHOOL BUSSSS
Spank a plankton too “TAKE THAT”
CLIMB ON THE MAGIC SCHOOL BUSSSSS
Raft a river of Lavaaaaaa
ON THE MAGIC SCHOOL BUSSSSSSS
It’s such a fineee thaaaang to do WHOOAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
So strap your bums right to the seat,
Come ooonn in and don’t be shyyyy,
Just to make your day completeeee,
YOU MIGHT GET BAKED INTO A PIE
ON THE MAGIC SCHOOL BUSSSS
STEP INSIDE IT’S A WILD RIDEEEEEE,
C’MON AND RIDE ON THE MAGIC SCHOOL BUS!!!
I’m a big shaving guru, and I’m a straight razor guy, though I use all kinds of different things because I have to be fresh-faced every day so I look like I’m 16. You know, there’s a lot of shaving no-no’s most men don’t really know about. A lot of my friends that have really bad razor burn are doing stuff that’s pretty easily avoidable. Again, wash your face before you shave—that’ll clean off a lot of garbage that’s up in your face, and if you’re shaving against that you’re just packing that junk into your skin. Then it collects and you’re left with problems.
I like taking pride and joy in the ritual of shaving. Every man deserves that alone time in the bathroom, even if guys don’t want to admit it. We don’t have boobs or skirts to hike up (in most cases, at least) and we don’t have makeup to apply. So when it comes down to shaving, it’s something that should be a ritual—a fun experience where you feel like a man. I don’t see why grooming can’t be cool.